Grouspawn.com? It's an extension of Groupon.com that deals with dating and fertelizing to make more babies.
So first you buy a groupon. Then go out on a date and use that groupon. After 9 months Grouspawn will give out a college grant to your baby who is now a product of the company. It's actually a very interesting idea. A good marketing tool. But... it might have some unexpected results.
What if!
What if it's not the right time to have a baby and you were motivated to have a baby just because of a deal.
What if you've already figured out a way of how you will use the grant for yourself.
What if you name your baby "Groupon".
What if you're a jerk and you abandon the groupon baby
What if groupon babies start appearing in random trash cans because the parents didn't have the money to take care of them.
What if your baby grows up just to meet other groupon babies who never got the grant ( only 2 get once a year). Not so "G" in school.
What if you have more babies than you want just so that one of your babies gets a grant.
What if the groupon baby sells your soul at 50- 90 % off discount and takes over all the money you spend. You keep thinking that you are saving but by the end of the day you're hooked. It's a drug. You keep coming back for more. Things you don't need. Restaurants that you don't really need to go to. All those spas that you didn't really need ( although I'm in complete favor of the skydiving deal).... All I want to say is please don't screw up. Rob a bank. Not a baby.
A friendly note from Project Eye: The best way to save is not to spend.
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