Wednesday, November 24, 2010

shades of blue

I’m  sick of creeping on others. Not that I want to, facebook forces me to. It’s in our nature to be curious.

I hardly use facebook to connect with others or meet new people. Most of us use it to see what’s going on in our network. Scrolling through pictures and comfortably sipping on tea, I’m forced to open profiles and check what’s up with everyone else. I don’t want to do it. But everything is right there.  Newsfeed. Just a click away.  So easy.. so simple. I have to stop. Follow, accept, poke, tag, like… logout.

In the recent web 2.0 summit Mark Zuckerburg confessed that the future is all about being social. Everything around us is going to be social. But wait a minute… what about the people who do not prefer being social or maybe want to be slightly social. Constantly ignoring random friend requests and checking random links and profiles of people that you haven’t seen in ages is getting  a tad bit boring. Especially when you can click on some ones album outside our network and still go through all their pictures because they forgot to set their privacy settings ( or didn’t care to set them).  I’m glad that you had a good time partying with the finest people at the best place in town… But why is it in my face (ha.. “face” book).

   We do not have much control on our information. Facebook is a bitch about it. I would really appreciate it if I could download all my facebook information. Why do I have to use facebook connect  to integrate my information with other networks.  I can individually copy everything and save it in my system but that can be an extremely time consuming task. How can I get ownership to everything I post and not worry about some fuck using my pictures for a facesmash like project. All we can do is to make sure all the information that goes on web should not reveal a lot about ourselves.  That’s what my paranoid bi polar self says. 

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Grouspawn.com: What if

Grouspawn.com? It's an extension of Groupon.com that deals with dating and fertelizing to make more babies.

So first you buy a groupon. Then go out on a date and use that groupon. After 9 months Grouspawn will give out a college grant to your baby who is now a product of the company. It's actually a  very interesting idea. A good marketing tool. But... it might have some unexpected results.

What if!

What if it's not the right time to have a baby and you were motivated to have a baby just because of a deal.

What if you've already figured out a way of how you will use the grant for yourself.

What if you name your baby "Groupon".

What if you're a jerk and you abandon the groupon baby

What if groupon babies start appearing in random trash cans because the parents didn't have the money to take care of them.

What if your baby grows up just to meet other groupon babies who never got the grant ( only 2 get once a year). Not so "G" in school.

What if you have more babies than you want just so that one of your babies gets a grant.

What if the groupon baby sells your soul at 50- 90 % off discount and takes over all the money you spend. You keep thinking that you are saving but by the end of the day you're hooked. It's a drug. You keep coming back for more. Things you don't need. Restaurants that you don't really need to go to. All those spas that you didn't really need ( although I'm in complete favor of the skydiving deal).... All I want to say is please don't screw up. Rob a bank. Not a baby.

A friendly note from Project Eye: The best way to save is not to spend.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Project Eye?

It's not about "connecting" everyone anymore. We live in a world that keeps us insanely busy. I've figured out a way that brings communication to life.

The official name of the project will be released when/if any development takes place. It's simple, convenient and appropriate.

Stay updated with the latest news about Project Eye. Thanks a lot!